Never say goodbye because ‘goodbye’ means going away. And going away means forgetting.♥
--Peter PanWe laughed, we cried, but we'll never say goodbye.
--UnknownJoBros time (:
FAVOURITE PARTS FROM THE LIVE CHAT WITH JOBROS :D
Fan: How old is Kevin?
Joe: 45.
Kevin: Yeah, 45. Nah I'm joking, I'm 19.
Fan: Joe, Who's your celebrity crush?
Joe: Jessica Alba. Umm, Natalie Portman. Emma Watson.
(He said my name too but I'm, uh, kinda shy about it heheh. LOL, I'M JOKING :D)
Fan: Nick would you marry me?
Nick: Hesitates I guess I would.
Fan: Joe would you like to go out to eat ice-cream with me?
Nick: Joe would you like to go out and eat ice-cream with her?
Joe: ...I'd LOVE to.
FanQuestion: Is Moises really that short?
Kevin: Yes!!
Nick: Yeah, but...
Kevin: But he is the manAnd as you can see, he steals Joe's girls.
Joe: Blank look
FanQuestion: Do you read?
Kevin: Yeah, we read when we find a really good book.
Joe: Ugh! I don't know how.
Kevin: Funny laughter (His laugh is soo adorable, hahah.)
Joe: Joking, I dunno I read alot of things, like the newspaper... and the People Magazine.
FanQuestion: What's your favourite candy?
Kevin: Ooh! Butterfinger! Punches fist in the air
Joe: Um, my favourite candy is... um, oreo? Nono, Aero. Chocolate bars.
FanQuestion: Joe what kinda girls do you like?
Joe: Well, I like friendly girls... Nice girls...
Kevin: Funny laughter again Nick what about you, what kinda girl do you like?
Nick: Um, the same as Joe?
Joe suddenly hits the table
Nick: That was a fly laughs
Phone rings & Joe immediately picks up
Joe: Oh hey mum. I'm on a live chat. Chatting to thousands of fans. Yeah. My mum says hi everybody.
Kevin: Hey mum!
Silence as Joe listen to what mum has to say
Joe: Okay. Okay. Looks at dad, gesturing that the phone is for him
While waiting, Joe makes the phone dance across the screen
(I LOVE JOE JONAS, HAHAHAHA.)
Fan: Joe I love your hair.
Joe: Puts his head upclose to the screen Psh-shooka-whewww. Makes funny noises, I can't really spell them out, haha.
Kevin: That was Joe. Morphing at the camera.
THERE ARE TOO MANY FUNNY PARTS, LOL, JUST GO WATCH THEIR LIVECHAT, IT'S AN HOUR LONG BUT REALLY, REALLY FUNNY! HAHA. Esp Joe! Nick is really quiet though :O
MORE JB QUOTES!!
Nick: Some girls try too hard to get guy's attention by not wearing much clothes. When a girl dresses nicely with good taste, it says that she has confidence and that she takes pride in he appearance.
Joe: Kevin has Starbucks radar in his head. We'll be on the road, and he'll be like, “Two miles - Starbucks" He can smell it...and every time he's right! – Joe Jonas
Kevin: My name is Mufasa, I’m king of the land, and I’ll come smack you with the back of my hand.
Kevin: So, I lose my SideKick the first day I get it.
Nick: He puts it on the counter, and was like “Oh, I might as well wash my hands!” Oop! (Buzzing sound) You know, it like, explodes.
Joe: and he’s like “Joe, does my SideKick look bad to you?” And it was like, melting and the screen was like frizzing out…
Joe: THE ONLY WAY TO WIN, MY LAD, IS TO DIE TRYIN!!
We’ve been super busy.
Nick: No that sounds so lame "super busy".
Yeah but we’ve been super busy.
Nick: No we’ve been really busy
Joe: I just found out the other day, like, putting a pop tar either in the microwave, or, like an oven, taste so much better.
Nick: Yeahh he just found that out.
Joe: I thought that was the way they were supposed to be made!
Nick: …They’re called POP tarts. xD
Joe: Yeah but you – I, I didn’t expect oh you know, that it doesn’t say in the instructions to put this in the oven or microwave..
Nick: Yeah it does!
Kevin: Yeah it does.
Nick: It says on the whole back of the box
Joe: You ever read the directions?
Nick: It has all of the facts on the SIDE of the box
Joe: And an egg doesn’t say crack this. It doesn’t say that, does it?
Nick: No, cause you don’t HAVE to do that
J&K: Nick thinks really loud.
Nick: Yeah, "I think really loud like, JOE! I had a great idea! GO GET CHEESEBURGERS! :D"
JB: We miss you and next time we see you were gonna attack you and jump on you and give you all hugs. We love you guys; yeah we love you so much!
Nick: “My pick up line is: Slow down sugar, cause I’m a diabetic!”
Joe, why are you so cute?
Nick: Yeah why are you so cute?
Joe: You know what, I ask myself that a lot, nah I’m just kidding I don’t ask myself that.
Question: Nick would you date a fan?
Nick: Yeah I would, any day, anytime.
Question: Do you guys read?
Joe; Uhh I don’t know how xD
Joe: Rice moves. Oh wait nice moves. DON’T EAT IT .
Kevin: Our fans are amazing. they'll drive across the country, stand outside until who knows when. We appreciate everything the fans do.
Nick: We take the time to meet every single one of them if we can. We love our fans and would be nowhere without them.
Kevin: Joe's nickname is Danger. It just is. Everything he does is danger.
Nick: We shot our "S.O.S." video on the Queen Mary, the old ocean liner that's docked in California. It's supposedly haunted. I'm not sure how much I believe in that stuff, but it was creepy. I tried to scare Joe and Kevin.
Nick: (on their reaction when they first heard that "Year 3000" was #1 on Radio Disney) We were on tour with Aly and AJ, and we were in Oregon at a big fair, and I got a text message from my mom. She was like, "YOU GUYS ARE NUMBER 1!" I ran out of the bus and started doing back flips!
Nick: Joe and I are in a secret society of golfing. It's called the Four Kings Golfing Society. It's Joe, me, our guitar players and our bassist.
Nick: People give us clothes to wear, which is really cool. It's like, "Free clothes!" I haven't actually purchased any clothes in about a year. We're blessed!
Joe: You know what always gets sore throats gone?
Girl: What?
Joe: Eat a bowl of sugar.
Girl: A bowl of sugar?
Joe: Pour water on it and just drink it. My mom tried it with me once.
Kevin: And then he turned out the way he is, so I don't know if you really wanna do that.
Interviewer: Are there any instruments that you cannot play, but would like to learn someday?
Joe: Nick says violin, I would say ummm..the xylophone.
Nick: You can play the xylophone.
Joe: Fine, the zzz..uh..whats that crazy thing that they play in Jamaica? The bwwoooohhoooon (makes didgeridoo noise)
Nick: Jamaica! Its Australia dude!!
Joe: Oh...no i know, whats that thing they blow at?
Kevin and Nick: The didgeridoo.
Joe: The didgeridoo...I want..yeh..that was..that was sweet.
Nick: You said Jamaica..
Joe: No..but I want one from Jamaica...they get in Jamaica and then its from Jamaica.
Interviewer: Alright man, I think we're done..
Joe:oh my gosh emily are you alive?
(joe asks screaming fan on radio, who keeps on screaming)
Aah! I think she's getting attacked by a cougar!
Joe: (About myspace) We read all your comments. We look at all of them. They're like, "Oh, my God! Nick, you're so hot!"
Joe: We'd absolutely date a fan, I mean, how else are we going to meet girls?
Kevin: When you come to a Jonas Brothers show, you are not allowed to sit in your seat!
Kevin: We were signing autographs and there was this one girl and she just started crying, and we didn't know what to do. So we just sort of waved and she was crying even more. We felt so bad. We didn't know what to do.
Kevin: Nicholas got attacked once by about 30 screaming girls.
Joe: On the streets, we call each other crazy names! Usually it's Thunder Bolt, Lightning Bolt and Fierce Tiger.
Joe: Nicholas is the powerhouse vocal. He's just got this young, soulful voice that catches everyone's ears.
Nick: Joseph just has this really cool, smooth rock voice. He really knows how to get the crowd going, and Kevin is the one that holds us together.
Kevin: (about him and his brothers being asked if they're married) A lot of people ask us because we all wear a ring on our left hand, but it's not true!
Nick (To his brother, Joe): You're ideas are pointless.
Nick: I'm here for you.
Nick: It sounds funny, but my biggest fear is that I'm not perfect. I'm a perfectionist, and I get upset when things go wrong or when I don't do well. I used to be very uptight, but I've learned to loosen up.
Nick: My favorite way to impress a girl is by singing to her. I want to serenade her, or at least try to.
Joe: Watch me do a flip.
(flips over on a couch falls on floor)
Joe:Oh crap.
Joe: (talking about his most embarrassing moment) One time I had a hole in my pants like the entire show and I didn't realize until like after the meet and greet and I got back and I sit down and I'm like OH MANN. It was really embarrassing.
Joe:(about his brother, Nick) Nick's a stud muffin.
Joe: The sweetest thing is singing to your crush over the phone.
Joe: When I'm with a girl I like, I usually give her hugs and little nudges and flirt with her without even knowing it.
Joe: I'm not shy about letting someone know I'm into her.
Joe: I wanna record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us.
Joe: I wish a girl would blindfold me and take me to Disneyland.
Joe: When I want to ask someone out, I get really excited. Of course, I get a little nervous beforehand too, you know? But I get more excited than anything else around the girl because I just really want to ask her out.
Joe: I tend to worry about how I look! It's good that I have my brothers around to reassure me. If they weren't there, I probably wouldn't get out of the bed in the morning! I'm also always checking the mirror because I'm afraid that I have something in my teeth.
Joe: (on the Jonas Brothers song, "Hold On") It can mean like waiting in line and your Just like Hold on...or If your riding your bike and you get a flat tire and your like...Hold on...to your bike it can mean...okay I need to figure out what this song means.
Joe: Its a lot of fun when I can't quite tell if someone likes me or not. It drives me crazy and its great because the challenge means you can have an even longer relationship.
Joe: (talking about his many fans that would like to marry him) Its a little scary thinking about thousands of girlfriends and wives, but its nice.
Joe: Looks aren't as important as attitude. I like girls who like to have fun...especially if they're talented. Every girl has something special about her.
CREDITS FOR QUOTES GOES TO YAHOOOOOOOO!